Post by lyteblaze on Dec 9, 2006 14:52:37 GMT -5
A random fanfic I made up,starring Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki. It's about them living in a small house, and what randomness they get up to.
---Chapter 1 ---
"Awaken, Deidara" said a mysterious voice.
"But it’s only five in the afternoon mommy just one more hour yeah?." mumbled Deidara, turning over.
"DAMNIT BOY, I'M NOT YOUR MAMA!" yelled the mysterious voice.
"GAH! HMM!" cried Deirdara, falling out of bed," Who in the whole of Akatsuki are you?"
"I am creator of the whole land, I will guide you into the great power of..." said the unknown voice until he was cut off by Deidara.
"Okay, Tobi, for the last time, stop messing with my cosplay costumes" Deidara sighed, getting up from the floor.
"What is this Bi of the To?" the voice continued, but more nervously. Deidara managed to take the huge black cloak Tobi was wearing over his head.
"This is the third time you've woken me up this week" Deidara complained. "Quit it okay?"
"But..but, you have angered my ruler, the gods" Tobi replied. Deidara grew tired of Tobi's excuses, and swamped him in clay, then attempted to flush him down the toilet. Deidara walked downstairs to see Kisame, posing in front of a mirror wearing women's pink frilly underwear and a bra.
"HOLY MOLEY!!" Deidara screamed. "WHAT ARE YOU WEARING HMM?" Deidara ran into the kitchen after being mentally scarred for life, and for the next six lives too. "I need some refreshments after being disturbed by a giant fish wearing girly stuff"
"Where is the fridge?" Itachi asked Deidara from inside the cupboard. Deidara walked over and opened it, Itachi peered out, wearing thick black glasses.
"Er..Itachi, what are you wearing, hmm?" Deidara asked, slightly confused.
"I think I'm blind" Itachi replied, walking into the wall. "Kisame freaked me out"
"Oh, you've been disturbed too, yeah?" Deidara sighed. "Take off those sunglasses, you look like an Aburame" Kisame walked in, still wearing the underwear and bra, but as Itachi took off his sunglasses, he was looking directly at Kisame.
"...NOT AGAIN!" Itachi screamed, running out the kitchen. Kisame shrugged and walked out of the room. Deidara walked over the the fridge and opened it, and had quite a suprise.
"Kakuzu, what are you doing in there?" Deidara asked."This is the fourth time you've been in the fridge.
"Sorry Deidara, I've been protecting the food from Zetsu." Kakuzu explained. "He's gone on the Atkins Diet and gotten rid of all the food in the house"
"And?? I still see food in there, yeah" Deidara said.
"I had to go buy some more food, but I'm stuck in here to protect Zetsu from removing it all and stuffing it with random sh*t"
"Alrighty, hmm" Deidara hummed. "Good luck with that" he closed the fridge and walked out into the lounge and sat down. At that moment, Zetsu walked in with cash covering his whole body.
"Hey, Deidara" Zetsu said. Deidara sighed and turned round.
"Zetsu, I've told you to stop growing illegal drugs under my bed" Deidara complained.
"DAMNNIT, I FORGOT, PLEASE DON'T PUNISH ME" Zetsu started crying.
"I've forgiven you too many times" Deidara said, getting out a pair of garden clippers" Zetsu ran away as fast as his legs could take him. "This house really p*sses me off" Deidara sighed to himself.
--End of chapter 1 --
---Chapter 1 ---
"Awaken, Deidara" said a mysterious voice.
"But it’s only five in the afternoon mommy just one more hour yeah?." mumbled Deidara, turning over.
"DAMNIT BOY, I'M NOT YOUR MAMA!" yelled the mysterious voice.
"GAH! HMM!" cried Deirdara, falling out of bed," Who in the whole of Akatsuki are you?"
"I am creator of the whole land, I will guide you into the great power of..." said the unknown voice until he was cut off by Deidara.
"Okay, Tobi, for the last time, stop messing with my cosplay costumes" Deidara sighed, getting up from the floor.
"What is this Bi of the To?" the voice continued, but more nervously. Deidara managed to take the huge black cloak Tobi was wearing over his head.
"This is the third time you've woken me up this week" Deidara complained. "Quit it okay?"
"But..but, you have angered my ruler, the gods" Tobi replied. Deidara grew tired of Tobi's excuses, and swamped him in clay, then attempted to flush him down the toilet. Deidara walked downstairs to see Kisame, posing in front of a mirror wearing women's pink frilly underwear and a bra.
"HOLY MOLEY!!" Deidara screamed. "WHAT ARE YOU WEARING HMM?" Deidara ran into the kitchen after being mentally scarred for life, and for the next six lives too. "I need some refreshments after being disturbed by a giant fish wearing girly stuff"
"Where is the fridge?" Itachi asked Deidara from inside the cupboard. Deidara walked over and opened it, Itachi peered out, wearing thick black glasses.
"Er..Itachi, what are you wearing, hmm?" Deidara asked, slightly confused.
"I think I'm blind" Itachi replied, walking into the wall. "Kisame freaked me out"
"Oh, you've been disturbed too, yeah?" Deidara sighed. "Take off those sunglasses, you look like an Aburame" Kisame walked in, still wearing the underwear and bra, but as Itachi took off his sunglasses, he was looking directly at Kisame.
"...NOT AGAIN!" Itachi screamed, running out the kitchen. Kisame shrugged and walked out of the room. Deidara walked over the the fridge and opened it, and had quite a suprise.
"Kakuzu, what are you doing in there?" Deidara asked."This is the fourth time you've been in the fridge.
"Sorry Deidara, I've been protecting the food from Zetsu." Kakuzu explained. "He's gone on the Atkins Diet and gotten rid of all the food in the house"
"And?? I still see food in there, yeah" Deidara said.
"I had to go buy some more food, but I'm stuck in here to protect Zetsu from removing it all and stuffing it with random sh*t"
"Alrighty, hmm" Deidara hummed. "Good luck with that" he closed the fridge and walked out into the lounge and sat down. At that moment, Zetsu walked in with cash covering his whole body.
"Hey, Deidara" Zetsu said. Deidara sighed and turned round.
"Zetsu, I've told you to stop growing illegal drugs under my bed" Deidara complained.
"DAMNNIT, I FORGOT, PLEASE DON'T PUNISH ME" Zetsu started crying.
"I've forgiven you too many times" Deidara said, getting out a pair of garden clippers" Zetsu ran away as fast as his legs could take him. "This house really p*sses me off" Deidara sighed to himself.
--End of chapter 1 --
