Post by Dark Sasuke on Dec 28, 2006 21:53:49 GMT -5
ALLLLRIGGHT PEOPLE! We're having an awesome contest full of action, adventure, romance, humor, and everything else! WHAT COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE?? I ASK YOU!
Audience: KONOHA HOLIDAY IDOL!! YEAHH!
Announcer: ALRIGHT THEN!! TONIGHT, WE'RE SWEEPING THE BLACKBOARD CLEAN, AND WE DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE FROM AKATSUKI, EVERYONE GETS THE SAME CHANCE!!
OUR JUDGES ARE:
Tsunade!
Audience: *Claps*
Jiraiya!
Audience: *Claps*
AND
Orochimaru!
Audience: *silence*
…
Anyways, our contestants are:
MAITO GAI & ROCK LEE!
NARUTO!
HINATA, SAKURA, AND INO!
NEJI AND TENTEN!
GAARA!
THE AKATSUKI!
KONOHAMARU, EBISU, & THE THIRD HOKAGE!
SASUKE!
KAKASHI & SHIKAMARU!
AND MORE!!
IT'S ALL HERE AT MEGASHARINGAN!!
Alright, let's go to our first contestant, the green pride of the Village hidden in the leaves,
MAITO GAI & ROCK LEE!
Audience: WHOOHOOO!
Some random member: NICE UNIFORMS!! Where'd ya get em, at the dollar store?!
Audience: *laughs*
*Spotlight lands on the two shinobi, who have their backs to the audience and are wearing white top hats and tuxedoes. The audience goes quiet*
Gai: CUE IT!!
*Stage grows dark:
Gai and Lee:
I'm bringing sexy back !
Everyone: *groans*
Gai:
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special whats behind your back
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.
Take em' to the bridge
Lee:
Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way
Tsunade: *bangs head against desk*
Jiraiya: *faints*
Orochimaru: STOOOOOPPP!!!
Gai and Lee: …?
Orochimaru: THAT WAS TERRIBLE! YOU CALL THAT MUSIC!?!?! I CALL THAT TORTURE! GET OUT OF HERE AND NEVER COME BACK!!
Gai: It's okay Lee… it's okay.
Lee: *starts crying* I'm sorry Gai-sensei! I'M SORRY!
Gai: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!*punches Lee in the face* It's just a stupid contest.
Lee: *sniff* yeah, but we better return these tuxedoes.
Gai: Oh, who cares about them? I got them at the dollar store.
Announcer:… Alright? OKAY! SO LET'S GO TO OUR NEXT CONTESTANT, NARUTO UZAMAKI!!
Naruto: I'm gonna become Konoha Idol, BELIEVE IT!! Okay, here I go!
*upbeat music starts*
I wanna be the very best
Like no-one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each ninja to understand
The power that's inside
Hokage! (Gotta beat 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Hokage!
You teach me and I'll teach you
HOKAGE!
Gotta beat 'em, gotta beat 'em all!
Yeah
Gotta beat 'em all!
HOKAGE!!
Audience: SILENCE….
Tsunade: Haven't I heard that somewhere?
Jiraiya: Beats me. But it was still good.
Orochimaru: NO WAY! IT WAS TERRIBLE!
Jiraiya: You said that to every song!
Orochimaru: Nuh-uh! No I don't!
Jiraiya: THEN PROVE IT!!
Orochimaru:… Fine.
Naruto: ALRIGHT! I'M GONNA BE THE KONOHA IDOL! BELIEVE IT
*Goes off the stage*
TO BE CONTINUED!!
Audience: KONOHA HOLIDAY IDOL!! YEAHH!
Announcer: ALRIGHT THEN!! TONIGHT, WE'RE SWEEPING THE BLACKBOARD CLEAN, AND WE DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE FROM AKATSUKI, EVERYONE GETS THE SAME CHANCE!!
OUR JUDGES ARE:
Tsunade!
Audience: *Claps*
Jiraiya!
Audience: *Claps*
AND
Orochimaru!
Audience: *silence*
…
Anyways, our contestants are:
MAITO GAI & ROCK LEE!
NARUTO!
HINATA, SAKURA, AND INO!
NEJI AND TENTEN!
GAARA!
THE AKATSUKI!
KONOHAMARU, EBISU, & THE THIRD HOKAGE!
SASUKE!
KAKASHI & SHIKAMARU!
AND MORE!!
IT'S ALL HERE AT MEGASHARINGAN!!
Alright, let's go to our first contestant, the green pride of the Village hidden in the leaves,
MAITO GAI & ROCK LEE!
Audience: WHOOHOOO!
Some random member: NICE UNIFORMS!! Where'd ya get em, at the dollar store?!
Audience: *laughs*
*Spotlight lands on the two shinobi, who have their backs to the audience and are wearing white top hats and tuxedoes. The audience goes quiet*
Gai: CUE IT!!
*Stage grows dark:
Gai and Lee:
I'm bringing sexy back !
Everyone: *groans*
Gai:
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special whats behind your back
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.
Take em' to the bridge
Lee:
Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way
Tsunade: *bangs head against desk*
Jiraiya: *faints*
Orochimaru: STOOOOOPPP!!!
Gai and Lee: …?
Orochimaru: THAT WAS TERRIBLE! YOU CALL THAT MUSIC!?!?! I CALL THAT TORTURE! GET OUT OF HERE AND NEVER COME BACK!!
Gai: It's okay Lee… it's okay.
Lee: *starts crying* I'm sorry Gai-sensei! I'M SORRY!
Gai: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!*punches Lee in the face* It's just a stupid contest.
Lee: *sniff* yeah, but we better return these tuxedoes.
Gai: Oh, who cares about them? I got them at the dollar store.
Announcer:… Alright? OKAY! SO LET'S GO TO OUR NEXT CONTESTANT, NARUTO UZAMAKI!!
Naruto: I'm gonna become Konoha Idol, BELIEVE IT!! Okay, here I go!
*upbeat music starts*
I wanna be the very best
Like no-one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each ninja to understand
The power that's inside
Hokage! (Gotta beat 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Hokage!
You teach me and I'll teach you
HOKAGE!
Gotta beat 'em, gotta beat 'em all!
Yeah
Gotta beat 'em all!
HOKAGE!!
Audience: SILENCE….
Tsunade: Haven't I heard that somewhere?
Jiraiya: Beats me. But it was still good.
Orochimaru: NO WAY! IT WAS TERRIBLE!
Jiraiya: You said that to every song!
Orochimaru: Nuh-uh! No I don't!
Jiraiya: THEN PROVE IT!!
Orochimaru:… Fine.
Naruto: ALRIGHT! I'M GONNA BE THE KONOHA IDOL! BELIEVE IT
*Goes off the stage*
TO BE CONTINUED!!
orochimaru is evil...LOL its hilarious really fecking hilarious i say especially Naruto´s song Gotta beat ´em all HOKAGE!
