Me vs. My Split Personality

[Dark Sasuke]

I was bored on MegaSharingan's IRC, and so I created this:
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*** @dark_Kakashi

*** Channel created on Sun Nov 12 20:16:30 2006

<Dark_Kakashi> hello, peoples.

<Dark_Kakashi> You may be wondering who I am.

<Dark_Kakashi> I am the coolioest kid in school

<Dark_Kakashi> SS, SHUT UP!!

<Dark_Kakashi> ... waiting for people

<Dark_Kakashi> Hello?

<Dark_Kakashi> ECHO!!

<Dark_Kakashi> COME ON PEOPLE!

<Dark_Kakashi> JOIN!!

<Dark_Kakashi> HI!!

<Dark_Kakashi> Ehllo?

<Dark_Kakashi> I'm talking to myself

<Dark_Kakashi> Yeah, I'm a b@$+@rd

<Dark_Kakashi> But really, who cares?

<Dark_Kakashi> Should write my own biography here?

<Dark_Kakashi> That would be cool.

<Dark_Kakashi> You know what?

<Dark_Kakashi> I'm sick of you.

<Dark_Kakashi> GET OUT OF HERE!!

<Dark_Kakashi> Hello?

<Dark_Kakashi> I"m bored

<Dark_Kakashi> I wish my frends were here

<Dark_Kakashi> You know what, Split Personality, I"M THROUG HWITH YOU!!

<Dark_Kakashi> THAT's RIGHT! LEAVE MY HEAD!!

<Dark_Kakashi> GIVE ME SOME PRIVACY!!

<Dark_Kakashi> GET OUT OF HERE!!

* Dark_Kakashi is crazy

<Dark_Kakashi> STOP THAT!!

* Dark_Kakashi is insane

<Dark_Kakashi> YOU LITTLE....

* Dark_Kakashi is retarded

<Dark_Kakashi> SHUT UP!!

* Dark_Kakashi plays with himslef

<Dark_Kakashi> I'll MURDER YOU!!

* Dark_Kakashi is a lying dog

<Dark_Kakashi> ... wuh?

* Dark_Kakashi quivers in fear

<Dark_Kakashi> *scoff* yeah right

* Dark_Kakashi does too

<Dark_Kakashi> Do not!

* Dark_Kakashi do too

<Dark_Kakashi> DO NOT!!

* Dark_Kakashi is only proving my point

<Dark_Kakashi> SHUT UP!!

* Dark_Kakashi has voices in his head

<Dark_Kakashi> I'M WARNING YOU!!

<Dark_Kakashi> THAT'S IT! I'm poking you with a q-tip

* Dark_Kakashi is threatning. NO NOT THE Q-TIP!!

<Dark_Kakashi> There, that's better.

* Dark_Kakashi , You'll never get rid of me

<Dark_Kakashi> But didn't I just poke you with a Q-Tip?

* Dark_Kakashi is an idiot. I AM IMMUNE TO Q-TIPS!!

<Dark_Kakashi> I'm out

* Dark_Kakashi , good bye! Wait, but if you leave, then I do too!

<Dark_Kakashi> haha, sucker!!


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